I'm prepared to
discuss with you the pros and cons of looking
for a wife in Russia, possible
obstacles, common pitfalls and how to avoid them, or anything else
to help you decide whether you want to embark upon this undertaking.
My advice on doing it in the mail-order way is likely to be on the skeptical side.
Access to real Russian women
may be obscured by numerous international dating sites. I can help you get beyond the facade. Newspaper ads, in my experience, work best
to establish contact with real women who have not yet received
hundreds of replies and dozens of presents - a situation likely to
develop into "there is always someone better around the corner
/ let's see who give me more"
syndrome. Of course the absolutely proper method is to move here,
get a job, and live a normal life till it just happens but very few
will do that. Still, your own ad is much preferable to working through an
agency. I can also put you in touch with single women from among my personal
acquaintances, or with those for whom someone I trust can vouch.
I'm in a good position to place your ad in Tver. Tver is famous for its beautiful
women and distorted male to female ratio. Further, women in some of
the newer local dating and marriage agencies in Tver may be receiving only
2-3 replies per month, as opposed to hundreds in large international
ones. Thus your ad or your profile with the agency stands a real chance of getting noticed.
Same applies to Ryazan, 180 or so kilometers (120 miles)
south-east from Moscow.
Special preferences?
Don't hesitate to share these with me. Be assured that tastes or
needs that differ the norm will not offend me. On the other hand I very well
may be able to recommend just how you go about looking for that special
someone.
Translations,
done on-the-fly, with my comments (optional) to help you truly speak with each
other. I understand the nuances and subtleties of both English and Russian and
thus can help you to communicate effectively.
I can deliver your presents
and report how the woman in question looks, sounds, or smells in person.
Photos, realistic to the point of cruelty, are
my specialization. Being a card-carrying sadist, I will take
great pleasure in showing you things that her studio photograph will
not reveal or positively hide, eg. extra weight or crooked teeth or
pock-marks or dirt under fingernails.
Also consider a hidden interview.
I can send one of my female friends to do that under the guise of delivering
your present. The "spy" will express interest in "marrying abroad" as they say here, ask for advice,
make make friends, and try to understand the
true motives of your Russian bride.
You will not need to worry about
the Russian
brides scam because scammers - at least all I've encountered so
far - operate remotely through large international dating sites. No
scammer has so far emerged from a small personal ad in a local
newspaper. Suspected scammers had always disappeared when a face-to-face contact
with me as your agent was proposed. Contact me if you are being
asked for money. A $100 contribution to my cause may very well save
you thousands, plus a lot of heartache.
I can facilitate the paperwork related to your
marriage. With some luck we'll get the affidavit of no
impediment to marriage and have it sealed at the Ministry of Foreign
Affairs same or next day.
Things didn't work out?
If your problematic situation is located in Russia, I may help by
acting as your agent. I sincerely hope this will not be necessary but I will
do whatever my client requires except contract murder (two enquiries of
that sort so far) and similar gross
transgression of moral and legal boundaries. I totally understand the
sentiment but am too much of a wimp to risk ending up in a Russian prison.
