Lost apartment keys and can't reach your landlord?

(Photo of a pathetic-looking Boo sitting under my door)

Windows on your computers have collapsed again?

(My throwing notebook out of the window)

Dropped your glasses into the receptacle of pit-style facilities?

A filling fell out?

Can't find your favourite food?

I have an immediate solution to many difficulties that await someone new to this huge and somewhat difficult place.

Have you been wronged? Want to effectively complain? I am good at writing letters that usually generate the required response. If they don't work, then Alla-the-lawyer can use the official channels. Or Vadim, who is good at installing himself in the offender's office and sitting there till the issue is resolved, will come to your help.

(Poison pen type drawing, or a photo of the fist of this revolutionary on Bolshaya Ordynka)

Having a problem? Write to me, relax, go have a beer or two while waiting for the answer. Over 90% of situation are much less serious than you may think at the time they are happening to you.

 

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